You Must Hate Trump

“How the f*** could you do this to me? Why did you say it?” Insurrectionist in Chief Trump told Attorney General William Barr in a White House meeting.

“Because it’s true,” Barr told his spluttering lunatic of a boss.

Barr had recently told the Associated Press that Trump was flat out wrong about improprieties during the 2020 election.

“We realized from the beginning it was just bullshit,” Barr said.

“You must hate Trump. You must hate Trump,” Trump whinged.

And at that moment, it must surely have been true.