The Book of All Books ‘Written’ By An Illiterate Buffoon

“I’m writing like crazy,” says Donald Trump, a man who very likely has never ‘written’ so much as a coherent Post-It note, “And when the time comes, you’ll see the book of all books.”

Trump says he turned down a pair of book deals “from the most unlikely of publishers.”

That list would include any legitimate publishing house.

The serial liar and self-promoter failed, as he often does, to provide any details at all to support his dubious claim.

“I do not want to do such a deal right now,” Trump said.

Tony Schwartz was heard to vomit into his mouth at the contention by Trump that he is “writing like crazy”…