Insurrectionist and goon Donald Trump said a criminal investigation launched by the New York attorney general’s office is “the ultimate fishing expedition,” and drooled on that it’s no more than an attempt to bring him down.
“It’s been a five-year witch hunt, hoax after hoax,” said Trump. “They’ll never stop until November of 2024.”
This is the felonious boilerplate Trump returns to again and again to excuse all manner of criminal, unethical or immoral behavior on his part.
New York Attorney General, Letitia James, has reams of documents and long lists of witnesses to the hapless Trump’s crimes. She’s honing in on the world’s most ineffective crime boss as she investigates various Trump Organization falsehoods and tax scams. Most of those cases revolve around misstated property values used to secure loans and grift economic and tax benefits.
As the authorities chase down Trump and his cadre of dunces, the epically gluttonous and deluded Trump is falling deeper into his self-excavated rabbit hole.
His latest rantings include an assertion that he’ll be ‘reinstated’ as president* some time in August made while wearing a diaper.
“This is not merely an eccentric interpretation of the facts or an interesting foible, nor is it an irrelevant example of anguished post-presidency chatter,” wrote Charles C.W. Cooke for the National Review. “It is a rejection of reality, a rejection of law, and, ultimately, a rejection of the entire system of American government.”
Trump, Cooke adds, is “so unmoored from the real world that it is hard to know where to begin in attempting to explain him.”
“At some point, the election integrity stuff just becomes dull. We’re six months out and I think we’re starting to see that happen. He can keep running through the greatest hits but he needs to weave in some new material too,” said one Trump spokesperson.
1) Was Trump wearing a diaper?
2) Did Trump have his pants on backwards?
3) Was his zipper missing?
4) Was something else going on?
5) Where was Hope Hicks when Trump needed her?
”Get the machine!”#SundayMorning #TrumpSpeech #FUPA pic.twitter.com/JPru9Of374— Don Lewis (@DonLew87) June 6, 2021