Call It the Ethan Nordean Effect

There’s one thing which can be counted on with certainty: If you put your trust and faith in Donald Trump and his kin and ilk, you will ultimately be fucked most unkindly.

Case in point is the sorry tale of one Ethan Nordean. Young mister Nordean, a fellow of questionable decency and a former Trump diaper-sniffer, is one of many citizens swept up in the snake oil cyclone that is the orbit of the Former Insurrectionist in Chief.

“Alright I’m gonna say it. FUCK TRUMP,” said Proud Boys sergeant-at-arms Nordean. “Fuck him more than Biden. I’ve followed this guy for 4 years and given everything and lost it all.”

Young Nordean now finds himself in the company of fellow victims of Trumpism such as Rick Bright, John Bolton, Rex Tillerson, James Mattis, Olivia Troye, Michael Cohen and so, so many others.

He and a few of his other unsavory, Treasonous, Goobercentric cohort are headed for a stint as guests of the state for their part in trashing the Capitol.

“We are now and always have been on our own,” Nordean recently wrote. “So glad he was able to pardon a bunch of degenerates as his last move and shit on us on the way out.”

It is a painful reality for those like Nordean who are only now realizing just how much of a degenerate you need to be to attract The Donald’s Largesse. For a benchmark, do a quick Google search on such anti-luminaries as Roger Stone, Chalmer Lee Williams, Ariel Manuel Friedler, Paul Pogue, Christopher Collins, Paul Alvin Slough and Charles Kushner.

And now, slapstick hick attorney for Jesus, Lin Wood, is getting his own taste of Trumpian loyalty.

Kevin McCarthy and Elise Stefanik would do well to note Mr. Nordean’s predicament now that The Former Insurrectionist in Chief is lacking a full bucket of Immorality Juice to share with his supplicants.