A Principled and Morally Grounded Leader

When you think of Trump-sniffer, grifter and party dope adherent Matt Gaetz, there’s one phrase that pops immediately to mind:

That phrase is “a principled and morally grounded leader.”

When he’s not squeezing the Goobers in his backward Florida district for that sweet, sweet lib-owning cash, he can be found pumping and sweating atop teenaged sex workers or road tripping with the morally grounded Marjorie Taylor Greene.

Such are the duties foisted upon him by his lofty placement as a protector of American values and mores.