When you think of Trump-sniffer, grifter and party dope adherent Matt Gaetz, there’s one phrase that pops immediately to mind:
That phrase is “a principled and morally grounded leader.”
When he’s not squeezing the Goobers in his backward Florida district for that sweet, sweet lib-owning cash, he can be found pumping and sweating atop teenaged sex workers or road tripping with the morally grounded Marjorie Taylor Greene.
Such are the duties foisted upon him by his lofty placement as a protector of American values and mores.
So I know you know #MattGaetz’s little buddy #Greenberg is cooperating with investigators. But do you know what this means for Matt Gaetz? If he’s guilty of even half the things we think he is, the #GOP will get behind him all the way to the #WhiteHouse!
— bettemidler (@BetteMidler) May 14, 2021
Matt Gaetz might be the only politician in America who gets excited when his pollsters tell him he’s in the mid teens. #gaetzgate
— TheValuesVoter (@TheValuesVoter) May 13, 2021