Literally the Worst Beer Ever Made

Yes, Hop ‘N Gator. A fabulous mix of low-grade, secondary pale ale and, of all things, Gatorade. It smelled like an overripe cat box and tasted just the way it smelled. At age fifteen, I shoplifted a six pack of this abominable brew and was unable to drink so much as a full bottle. Bitter disappointment ensued, and as a result, I became a lifelong whiskey drinker.